pleatedjeans:

You should follow @maebemarbles

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

bigbardafree:

damn my friends are talented

i mean they are giant nerds

but damn talented nerds

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

quodl:

The Walking Dead Game Intro - AMC Series Style by Luiz Parisi 

http://book-answers.tumblr.com/post/100339626553/swyrs-theres-a-photo-going-around-of-emma

swyrs:

there’s a “photo” going around of Emma Watson wearing a dress that is see-through at the top, showing her breasts, and because apparently literally nobody has any common sense, most people are assuming that it’s real and are reblogging it.

i get that the way it’s being framed on…

why-is-it-always-you-three:

All know Harry Potter spells.

Anonymous sent: Thoughts on Malala winning?

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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conclusion: Malala is amazing and Western civilization has yet again proven to be hypercritical ignorant uncompromising and evil. how very fitting for columbus day.

happy birthday to the beautiful taurielsilvan

elvishness:

saracastically

tiled transparent fox background, free for your use!just please don’t repost, and link back to me if you’re feeling it c:(terms of use)

elvishness:

saracastically

tiled transparent fox background, free for your use!
just please don’t repost, and link back to me if you’re feeling it c:
(terms of use)

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

SML